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LIPSTICK PIG HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN JOL POLITICS ELELCTION
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(10/13/2008 2:24:56 PM) |
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USD 7.39 |
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TRICK-OR-TREAT SMELL YOUR FEET
MEEMA
THIS IS A WORLD WIDE AUCTION
Gladly Ever Lasting Till The Great Pumpkin Do Us Part
Inspired By
I FOUND MY THRILL$ IN BLUE BERRY SOUP
But Not Completely AND Still Presented by
gotcha10times DEEP IN MY HEART MEEMA
My THREE-HUNDRED-NINETY-FIFTH Auction
For One BS 78
COLOR COUNTERFEIT
CHITSAY DOODLE POST CARD
Size Approx. 4.25 x 6.25 Inches
Laminated Color Copy
Edit With A Special Dedication Around the Boarder
Written On ORANGE Backing
of
McPUT A JOL
PUMPKIN ON A PIG
BUT HE’S STILL A PIG
That Is What BS Tells Me JOL Means Jack-O-Lantern
On The eBay Search For Halloween Chit
Did He Just Say Chit?
He Did Just Say Chitsay AND So Now
You Know The Rest Of The Story
Trick-or-Treat Smell Your Feet Meema
AND The Global Warming Boy Wonder It Is Not
Just About The Unwanted Deutchland Children
But It Could Be If You Bid On This Auction
Or If Algae Should Win The Lottery
This Chitsay Doodle AND The Words
That Compose The Composition
CREATED BY
The Pigmeister
INCHARGE OF HOG WASH
Created Not In One Day
But ALMOST IN ONE At The Car Rental Place
NOT During My Fifteen Minute Breaks
That Are No More They Taken Them Away
AND Now My Lunch Half Hour Is Split In To
To At Least Keep Two Fifteen Breaks
As Very Few Of A Month Of Days Are
Created In One Day
But When They Are A Special Magic
THAT IS HAPPENING ON THE SHUTTLE VAN
WAITING TO WASH AND PARK A CAR
AND WHEN THAT
Happens That Is Rare To Find Anything
ANYMORE WITH MAGIC THAT IS
MADE IN THE USA
Well These Chitsay Doodles Are 100%
This Particular Chitsay Doodle Inspired
Mostly By The Statement The Two Candidates
Swap Insults About A Poor Wee Pig
Which Probably Has More Worth Than Any Of Them
Saying “You Can Put Lipstick On A Pig But
He’ Still A Pig” Glory Be The Pigmeister
Rides Again Waiting For Election Results AND
By The Waiting For The Inner Light Given Off By
HALLOWEEN
Rapidly But Not Fast Enough As Algae Lusts As It
Approaches When These Doodles Gush Out Of The Pigmeister In Recollection Of Childhood
The Holiday Season Begins With Trick-Or-Treat
to Mardi Gras When After Which Algae Went Back On Tour
But
This Time Of Year When The Pumpkins Appear In The Stores
Its Time For Algae To Return Home Like
Swallows of San Juan Capistrano In The Spring
Except Its In The Fall Not Spring
AND
Algae Is No Longer On Tour So
What’s It All About Algae
While Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop
On A Thursday Morning Call From
The Amazing Support Of
I FOUND MY THRILL$ IN BLUE BERRY SOUP
HOW ABOUT MORE WONDERFUL PYRAMIDS OF
AND THE PINK TART SAYING ALGAE IS OFF
WORRYING ABOUT THINGS HE CAN
DO NOTHING ABOUT
DO HE LOVE BEING SUMMED UP IN THAT FASHION
HOW NOVEL HOW WONDERFUL HOW FRIGHTENING
AND HOW INHUMANE OR IS THAT ANTI-HUMAN
ONLY BS KNOWS FOR SURE
AND
FOR ONCE MORE GLADLY AGAIN
InSPIRED IN Part By The Egyptian Art Collecting of
WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
HA HA HA FAT CHANCE ALGAE BUT SO BECAUSE OF
HER EXOTIC DANCING I MAY NEVER SEE AS WELL
Can You Admire Those Pyramids Of Hers Displayed Here
AND How Much Longer Before I Quit Thinking About Them
BUT
NEVERTHELESS UN-INSPIRED BY HER ABSENT CHARM
AND HER LOVE FOR EGYPTIAN ART I MEAN ART
The Ethiopians I Work With At The Car Rental Place
Who Put UP With My Hand Written Blogs
AND MY FEELINGS OF BEING TRAPPED
AT THE CAR RENTAL PLACE (CRP)
AS THE GREAT VAKNI EMAILS ME THEY OWN MY SOUL
NOW BECAUSE OF MY HEALTH INSURANCE
THAT DENY LITTLE CHILDREN TREATMENT IN
GRANOLA LAND
AND MY ONLY ESCAPE IS CONCRETE
AND THESE CHITSAY DOODLES
HOW FAR IS TOO FAR IN POETRY AND ARTISTIC
LICENSE BEFORE THE BOUNDS OF DECENCY
ARE OVER STEPPED REMEMBERING
CHILDHOOD PLAYGROUND BANTER
OR IS NUCLEAR WAR MORE SEVERE
AND
TOO MY NEVER ENDING HOPE YOU WILL
BID ON THIS AUCTION
OF COURSE TOO WHEN PIGS FLY RIGHT?
Please Enjoy This Production
AND Give A Home To This Effort
So I Won’t Have To Fly Clear To Ethiopia
So He Won’t Get Ate By His Compulsive Need
To Create Something For An Audience
That Doesn’t Want To Listen!
AND
Finally NOT Inspired By The Game Of Hide The Kitty
That KAROLMOM Instilled In My Heart
Though I Fear She Has Crossed To The Spirit World
As I Could Easily Find A Kitty In This Doodle
Making Me Feel I Am Catering Once Again
To That Sphinx Or Is That The Catfish
Within Me Trying To Get Out
Perhaps You Can Find Another But Sooner
You Might Be Invited To The UK To See
The Kitchen Wall Of
BERT AND ERNIE
Pasted Full Of Chitsay Doodles I Am Told
Which Still Tugs At My Heart Too
Long To See Their Collection
Fading From Memory Are The Chicken McNuggets
That Were Once The Main Stay Of My Diet
That Inspired Such A Huge Volume
Of Chitsay Doodles
Their Inspiration Is Almost Completely Gone
Though The Mc Part Still Lingers In The Title
But Some Future Auctions May Be
Re-Listed For You To Collect Those Cherished Doodles
AND
As My Battle With The Blood Sucking Doctors
Continues On To The Bitter End
If That Is Ever Possible Causing Much Animosity
Toward The Short Comings Of Our Medical Profession
AND
Health Insurance Companies
Who’s Soul Aim Is To Push Drugs
Leaving Me MENTALLY CHALLENGED
Still Motivates Me To Seek Your Bid
So I Could
Quit Parking Cars
AND
Create The Pig Muse’UM
For The Unwanted Children Of The World
Dream On Algae
The Original Art For This Auction
Was Created On A Blank 3.5 x 5.5
Standard 26 Cent Post Card
Sold By The U.S. Post Office Which Is How You Can Tell
An Original Chitsay Doodle From
A Counterfeit One By The Postage Stamp
Is It Pasted On The Post Card Or Printed
By The Post Office On Card Stock?
In Most Cases Original Doodles Are Not Laminated
And This One Offered Here On This Auction Is
Therefore A Counterfeit Chitsay Doodle
With Some Orignial Writing In The Boarders
BUT
What Do You Want For One Dollar And Forty-Nine Cents
Original Art?
Plus The One Penny Auction Or Whatever You Bid
Here In The USA
Add More Cents For The Post Office
If You Live Else Where In The World
(More About Shipping AND Handling
On The Second Page Of My ME Page)
BUT
All Rights Reserved
Reproduction Of This Work Of Art Is Prohibited
Unless Retribution AND Recognition Is Given To
The Pigmeister Incharge Of All That HOG WASH
For More About My Chitsay Doodles
Click On The ME Icon On eBay
In The Lower Left Corner Of That Window ABOUT ME
Click On The Pigmeister Incharge Of HOG WASH
This Wil Take You To the Chitsay Doodle Website
AND
Which Is The Best Part At This Point
Creating The Chitsay Doodle
Writing The Auction
Writing My Bi-Weekly Blog
Or
Creating A Memory On Margaret?
Click On Algin Vopit On The ABOUT ME Window
For Creating A Memory By Telephone
gotcha10times Is Not Responsible
For Any Shredding Done To This Post Card
By The United States Post Office
AND They Do Do A Creative Job Sometimes
Shredding Makes The Post Card More Animated
AND More Valuable
In Future Chitsay Doodle Auctions
If Ever There Would Be One
Each Chistay Doodle Is Numbered With The Year
Added To A Special Dedication
For The Winner Of This Acution
PLUS HOPEFULLY THERE WILL BE A POST MARK
FROM THE U.S. POST OFFICE
TO DOCUMENT YOUR TREASURE
WON FROM THE AUCTION
A POST CARD COLLECTABLE
AS I GOT YOU
GOTCHA
AS IN
gotcha10times DEEP IN MY HEART MEEMA
ONLY IF YOU BID ON THIS AUCTION TITLED
McPUT A JOL
PUMPKIN ON A PIG
BUT HE’S STILL A PIG
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